son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
(via kitten-cuddler)
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home
(via asscar-churros)
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
God bless, George Takei.
(via asscar-churros)
Happy has five letters
Pizza has five lettersThis is no coincidence
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